YOOOOTHERELOGAN

Apr 03

oh i know why twilight sucks.

wordsoflove:

weasleylove:

THEY HAVE NO GINGERS. 

or it could be that it has a simple, yet overly corny plot written my sexually frustated author who did not find any way to let out her feelings other than to write a book in which a really “hot” vampire sparkles and impregnates a girl with a flesh-eating baby that eventually falls in love with a teenage werewolf who, only months earlier, claimed he was in love with the mother of the aforementioned flesh-eating baby. 

And this about sums it up, people. 

  1. walk-away-a-savior reblogged this from carrottop
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  3. tbsslore said: this is why you are awesome.
  4. radkidd reblogged this from leolardodicaprio and added:
    lol. victoria`s ginger. but the movie still sucks.
  5. unknownwhereabouts reblogged this from takemeawaytoparadise and added:
    also, Victoria is a ginger. js.
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  8. strychninetwitch reblogged this from thepopulargirlisnotafruit and added:
    Twilight does have a Ginger. Victoria. Ew why am I defending twilight?I think I should play the Ginger that kills...
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  11. crescendonotes reblogged this from leolardodicaprio and added:
    The evil vampire is a ginger rofl. But it sucks anyways. She took a simple plot and…made it…fail.
  12. imalittlemonster-- reblogged this from leolardodicaprio and added:
    finally, an accurate summary.
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  14. lilyknotwise said: yep. pretty much sums it up.
  15. impulsivebehavior reblogged this from leolardodicaprio and added:
    Twilight definitely needs fire-crotched gingers.
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